Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit:
John Morillo, a 47-year-old Canadian man, apologized today for causing an international incident last night when he drank eight beers and then swam across the Detroit River, just to prove to his friends he could.
CANADA!
this guy is a little bit my hero and a little bit my cautionary tale.
ur all missing the best part:
Exacerbating everything, Morillo, who was ultimately charged with being intoxicated in public, says his mom is very mad at him. “She just hung up on me," Morillo told the Star. “She said ‘you’re just so stupid.’"