I am usually in close proximity to beards, fighting, and the harshness of winter. Not because I live in Alaska or Russia or Canada, but because I’ve known SuperChalmers for quite a long time. And as it so happens, one of his favorite Pokemon is Mamoswine. He also uses it to wreck half my team when we battle.
Mamoswine is a big, strong, shaggy woolly mammoth-pig that lives in harsh winter climates.
Chalmers embodies these things. He’s huge, he’s beard, he calls me a pussy for not enjoying winter as much as he does, and his house is home to numerous pig-related trinkets.
Short entry. I don’t think there’s much else to mention.
*pumps arms up and down* MA MO SWINE MA MO SWINE MA MO SWINE