By now you have heard of motion capture technology and how integral it is to our society. But did you know? Science has found it impossible to apply this technology to everyday consumer-grade bread. Until now. I have designed a state of the art program utilizing Professional Bread ImagingPatent Pending to accurately capture your favourite bread and bread-related products and import them into your home computer to be enjoyed at your own leisure or shared on your favourite Social Network. Don’t believe me? Sit your eye-butts on this picture-seat and see for yourself!
Look at that! Crisp, fluffy quality for the 21st century bread lover cruising the information super carway. This is why science and teaching evolution is truly important. Bread!
